Scoot-suit riot

For longer trips, I rent a car. For shorter stays, I rely on Uber and Lyft to get me around. Sometimes, though, to get from a studio in Century City, say, to an office in Santa Monica (maybe 2 or 3 miles, tops), I rely on a simpler and more immediate solution. I take one of those idiotic electric scooters. I know, I know. A man my age — and ...