There Are Twelve Good Times to Overeat and Only Twelve

And that would be the rudest outcome of all. I am bad at mouth portioning. That is to say, I am not satisfied with small bites. I'm talking literal small bites, and not Small Bites listed on some breezy Santa Monica restaurant's charcuterie menu (though those are dissatisfying in their own way). I want a lot of food in my mouth. All the time.